The Hamburger Mug Bong is a ceramic cheeseburger-shaped bong with a built-in bowl and mouthpiece, perfect for stoners who treat lunch like a ritual. Equal parts gag gift, coffee mug, and smoke session, it rips as hard as it looks.
Hamburger Mug Bong – Ceramic Cheeseburger Bong Cup
Hamburger Mug Bong – Ceramic Cheeseburger Bong Cup
$33.33
In stock
Lab Tested Materials
Made In The USA
🍔 Is it a cup? Is it a bong? Is it a cry for help? Yes. ☕
The Hamburger Mug Bong is a triple-stacked cheeseburger of chaos, sculpted in ceramic with a built-in bowl tucked into the bun. Equal parts novelty, necessity, and existential dread, it’s perfect for stoners who treat fast food like a lifestyle and lunch like a ritual. Tomato, lettuce, melty cheese — all the vibes, all the hits. Rip it. Sip it. Put it back on the shelf and pretend you’re fine.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Ceramic Burger Design: Cheeseburger realness with a side of “what the hell is this?”
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Built-In Bowl + Mouthpiece: Smokes like a bong, sips like a mug, zero compromises
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Insane Gift Potential: Looks like a gag, hits like a felony
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Display Piece Energy: Nobody will take you seriously — and that’s the point
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FAQ’s
WHICH CANNABINOID IS RIGHT FOR ME?
At Elyxr, we offer a wide selection of products that each highlight distinctive cannabinoids – or sometimes combinations of cannabinoids, all in one. So, how do you know which cannabinoid is right for you? First, consider tolerance. If you’re totally new to psychoactive cannabinoids, start with a milder one, like delta 8. We also recommend learning about the unique effects of each cannabinoid, to find the one that caters to your specific needs.
ARE ELYXR PRODUCTS FEDERALLY LEGAL?
All Elyxr products are compliant with federal law. This means that they are tested to prove that they contain no more than 0.3% delta 9 THC. Psychoactive cannabinoids other than delta 9 THC are not federally regulated, and can be present in a product in any concentration.
HOW QUICKLY WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
All orders are shipped within 3 to 6 business days. As soon as your order is processed, you’ll receive tracking information via email. In general, orders take about 7-14 business days, depending on your location.
